This is how you play. Copy the description of your birth month from here, then strike out the parts that don't apply to you.
JANUARY:
Stubborn and
That's a lot of cross-outs. Hmmmm.
Ah, the other side. The other side of the lake, the other side of a door, the other side of the tracks, the other side of the mountain, the other side of the world, the other side of a certain age. The view is pretty nice over here!